Tony Jolley - Caught by the Cold Callers (For Kev)

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Good evening, May I speak to Mr Wells, please, Mr, err, sorry, can't read the screen… Mr … Krevin (?) Wells..? Already you know That he knows You know He doesn't know you. It's about our new deal: We're in your area, see, And have double-glazing On offer for free… But sir must understand, It's for this week only. No thanks. But it really is free, Honestly… Still 'no thanks', honestly. Not even one window? No weathered wood frames Or need of some panes? A new set of patio doors perhaps? For the attic conversion, maybe a Velux? I live in a brand new bungalow That hasn't got a patio. So, no-go: No thanks….. No. No need to be like that, Krevin - May I call you, Krevin, Krevin? Or do you prefer Krev, Krevin? Only trying to do my job, Krev And earn a crust As everyone must Cold-calling's dire in these difficult days … I take it there's no aquarium or greenhouse to glaze? Tony Jolley poemhunter.com/poem/caught-by-the-cold-callers-for-kev/